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Seize the fucking day! For the women who are building their own dreams, waking up every    morning and creating their own damn sunshine.

Seize the fucking day! For the women who are building their own dreams, waking up every  morning and creating their own damn sunshine!

Fuck your Organice Green Smoothie, bring me a Milkshake!

You’re not like other girls. You know what you want for dinner, you’ve been thinking about it since lunch.

Wear this as a daily reminder that food is life.

For the lady who needs a fuckboy repellent on her AT ALL TIMES!

This bracelet is a reminder that you don’t need no fuckboys in your life and that they need to stay far far away.

For the lady who needs a fuckboy repellent on her AT ALL TIMES! This bracelet is a reminder that you don’t need no fuckboys in your life and that they need to stay far far away.

OMG Say Bible! Kardashian fans, salute! Never believe what anyone says ever again unless they finish their sentence with ‘Bible’.

I wish I was a Kardashian ... 

For the woman who’s not a people person. The woman who’d much prefer to hang out with her cat and dog and stay the fuck away from all the cunts of humanity.

For the woman who’s not a people person. The woman who’d much prefer to hang out with her cat and dog and stay the fuck away from all the cunts of humanity.